Sep 01

The Quiet Noise Of Forgetfulness

It’s been quite a funky bank holiday weekend all told: I ended last week at another Sticky Shoes gig at The Hop, an all-dayer with lots of students in attendance who hadn’t got tickets for Leeds Fest. I bimbled along with the camera and took a few pics. Bit odd really, lots of folks sat on the floor (there’s no seats at The Hop’s upstairs venue), the last time I did that was in 1996! The bands were mostly local Philophobia-signed acts and included the Piskie Sits who Radio 1 have been taking an interest in recently.

Saturday brought a bit of relaxation and preparation for Sunday lunch. Our greengrocer on Wakefield Market (“Venables’ Vegetables”) has been doing deals with local allotment holders and consequently most of the fare is sourced within a 5 mile radius of Wakefield itself: beans, carrots and broccoli were all local plus we had spuds from my mother’s garden at Netherton. Yum. New Yorkshire Pudding tins and a few other bits and bobs made for a good shopping experience.

During the evening Nicky was out with Clare, so I reorganised and hooked up the studio to more closely resemble the live setup. I retired the old XV-3080, the Fat Procoder, two MIDI patch keyboards, and the 19″ rack to give me back the desk-space. End of another era really – that rack was in the first ever Cheese Factory in Fulham although as time has marched it’s become more sparse. The new layout is a bit easier to control, and doesn’t have equipment all over the place which I won’t use – I’ll let you know when stuff gets listed on eBay.

Sunday was largely spent eating, drinking, and watching the Belgian GP. We commiserated Jenson’s crunch by knocking back an entire 1L bottle of port. Glug glug.

Finally Monday, and with raging insomnia I ended up in the studio again at 6am with the Sennheiser headphones on. Wading through the 300-page manual for the XV-88 keyboard I eventually managed to get it to do my bidding and it’s now a firm part of the Obvious Pseudonym stage setup. By mid-morning I was trying to write new music and getting nowhere fast – that is, until I broke out a disco beat. Oh yeah baby, mid-life crisis in full swing, I’m the king of disco doncherknow! By about 2pm I’d got the basics of yet another OP song, Dan showed up at 4ish, Si at 6, and we hammered through it until pubtime at 8. You can see a few pics of the creative process here.

Groovy, baby.

Aug 21

Blog Syndication

This is a side-note: If you’re reading this on Facebook then you’re getting a syndicated version – the original version is always at blog.joel.co.uk. Quite a lot of people read this via RSS as well.

What does this mean? Well, there will be comments made by Facebook friends on the syndicated ‘notes’, and there will be other comments left on the blog itself. It may also mean that any edits to articles (to correct spelling mistakes, slight factual errors such as dates and so forth) may not make it onto those sites.

I’m not saying the way you read my blog is ‘wrong’, just be aware you may miss content such as the lovely person who left such a nice comment about the trip to see U2, or odds and ends of tech info.

Jul 27

Things I Shall Do On Holiday

I am aiming to get the following done by mid-August:

  • Write at least three new songs for Obvious Pseudonym.
  • Fix up the more innovative bits of EasyHIP.
  • Learn Adobe Flash and Actionscript 3.0 – or at least read the manuals.
  • Go through one of my photography coursebooks and learn photogropery stuff I’ve not yet got my head around.
  • Sleep.
  • Build sandcastles with the kids.
  • Eat piles of low-fat stuff (especially seafood).
  • Swim in the Med far too much and do lots of walking, getting a bit fitter in the process.
  • Come home with plenty of Domaine De La Grangette and Filles De Septembre rosé wine.
  • Recharge my batteries ready for some new projects come September.

Hmm. Need to buy Speedos. Wonder if anywhere in Saltaire sells ‘em…

(On reflection, perhaps this should be ‘Things I Plan To Do On Holiday But Will Forget About Once I Relax’.)

Jul 22

Ahem

A bear, a lion and a pig meet in the forest.

The bear says, “If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest is shivering with fear.”

The lion says, “If I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire Savannah is shivering with fear.”

The pig says, “Big deal. I only have to cough, and the entire planet shits itself.”

(thanks Ali ;) )

Jul 20

10 Years Of Us Two

The weekend has passed in a blur, the eye of the storm is behind me and I’m back on the outskirts of insanity – hence why I’m writing this on the train.

Last weekend Nicky and celebrated being married 10 years – an astounding feat considering we’ve had more ups and downs than many couples have in their lifetimes. The plan was to have a big 10th wedding anniversary party and invite lots of our friends, especially the ones who didn’t make the wedding back in 1999 (because we didn’t know them then!). Strictly speaking our anniversary was on the Friday so I took a half-day and worked the other half from home so I could take Nicky to lunch (Cowshed, nom nom) and check the stage rig.

And so to the party, at York House Hotel in Wakefield. Not a bad venue although I was a bit irritated you had to go next door to Sloane’s to get any draught beer or anything more complex than a bottle of Peroni, and if you wanted any sandwiches except tuna you were unlucky. No matter, folks seemed to enjoy themselves.

It was absolutely lovely to see some friends we’d not seen in so long including friends from University, and folks who’d travelled miles and miles to come and help us celebrate. We got prezzies too, something we really weren’t expecting!

Obvious Pseudonym did a short set comprising Dancefish, Take Away The Tears (a song I wrote for Nicky some years ago when we’d first moved to Crofton), Credit Crunch, Keith Chegwin For A Day and Disco Sauce; we’re doing most of this set again tonight at The Hop in Wakefield, do come if you can. Lesson learned from Saturday night, don’t try and play blues in a key you’re not used to while drunk – poor Jim and Ryan ended up in different keys themselves, as did I, really very silly and mercifully we ended that rather quickly. Ryan did a couple of songs, and Lynn (of Peculiar Blue) did a lovely version of Summertime. Even Ben got in on the act singing his song ‘Hula Hoop’! And there was dancing of course.

Sunday was a bit lazy, we had to retrieve the stage rig from the hotel and we treated everyone to chicken and chips for lunch. A game of Triv followed by a brief band rehearsal and the world was OK.

I’m really looking forward to tonight’s gig, I feel much more confident about it (but not complacent). That said, I’ll probably crap myself the moment I turn up and it ‘becomes real’ again.

Edit: Photos are online over on Shadyron’s and Colin’s photo sites. Thanks guys ;)

Jul 13

The Eye Of The Storm

It’s Monday morning and I’m nowhere near as tired as usual – not quite sure why but it’s pleasant! I had a relaxed weekend – maybe that’s got something to do with it; usually I feel it’s all gone in a rush and I’ve not had any time to myself but instead we spent the weekend tidying the house, remixing backing tracks, and sorting more photos… and we didn’t have anyone round for lunch, dinner, tea, or wine (a rare occurrence in itself).

I popped down to Doncaster on Saturday night to meet up with Lee and Jem, with a few drinks in Tonik Bar. Not a bad place, bit loud for conversation but it’s a long time since I’ve seen a real-ale handpump in a dance bar. Pity I had to get the last train back but it was still pleasant and I only got a little bit rained on.

Just in case you’ve forgotten, Obvious Pseudonym are playing the Open Mic night at The Hop on 20th July (Facebook event here) and after last week’s disastrous rehearsal where my keyboards refused to work properly and everyone was on a short fuse I’m much better prepared this week having remastered one of our new songs (“Dancefish”) and got my rig ready. Phew. The CME Vx7 keyboard debacle continues (the broken one still hasn’t been picked up and the vendor has seemingly gone to radio silence) so I’ll give it to the end of the week then lodge a Paypal claim.

…but before OP’s performance it’s mine and Nicky’s 10th wedding anniversary on Friday (10 years!), and on Saturday we’re having “a bit of a bash” in Wakefield with lots of family and friends showing up. We’re bound to have a post-party houseful complete with the usual imbibing which accompanies these do’s, and I’m chatting a few friends up to ‘do a turn’ (plus a guest appearance from OP); this also implies that next Monday may be a different story and I’ll be absolutely knackered.

BTW, Nicky’s joined Twitter – you can find her under @nickyrowb.

Jul 09

Bad Day At Cat Rock

This morning my horoscope said I would have to fix the house up. Wrong polarity – I have to fix everything else…

It started with Nicky dropping off IRC mid-morning – turns out her laptop had started acting mad (again). Last time it was the main heatsink which was covered in shite and had destroyed the logic board, it’s manifesting the same symptoms (mad HDD action) so I’m suspecting it’s the same fault – but her Macbook won’t boot completely and she’s got photos to sort from the weekend.

Then we were meant to have a rehearsal, and after I got sharp-tongued at the last one by Nicky I thought I’d leave it to her to organise. Bugger. Rehearsal didn’t happen and we’re on in less than two weeks. Because of the sheer insane amount of work I’ve not had chance to plop in the middle 8 for one of our new tracks either.

The CME VX7 master keyboard I bought is faulty… not quite what you expect for a £500 piece of kit. Annoying, so back it goes – however the vendor hasn’t got any more so I’m trying to get something different. Yet they’re not returning my calls at the mo. A longer blog entry will be forthcoming regardless of whether the conclusion is positive or negative, the experience needs to be imparted once it has finished (as those who remember the IBM/Lenovo debacle will attest to).

End of the day, I get back to the car park at Outwood and the Punto won’t start – flat battery, God knows why this time, turns then goes ‘rurr. rurr.’ and the clock resets. Lovely. Nicky had to jump into the other car and come give me a jump start (memo to self, get longer jump-leads).

I get home, eventually, unable to eat too much tea ‘cos my tummy was in stress-knots by now. I sort a few photos, intending to get on the 8pm bus to Wakefield. I get caught up trying to sort out Nicky’s laptop and eventually installing Lightroom on the Mac Mini so she can finish her photo retouching. I miss the 8pm bus, so start sorting Pride photos so I can get the 8:45pm bus to take photos of Antonio Lulic at The Hop.

It is at that point that the worst of the day happens – while sorting photos I discover the Canon EOS 5D Mark 2 so beloved by myself now has ‘hot pixel’ syndrome, manifesting itself as a couple of red dots on every fucking photo. I spend an hour trying every bloody trick in the book (manual clean, mapping dust, updating firmware, swearing at it and accusing it of being born out of wedlock) before finally giving up and resolving myself to Canon’s service desk in the morning. Or Jessops’. Probably Jessops given past experience, thinking about it.

It is now 10:30pm. I have missed Antonio’s set, and cannot take photos with the 5D. I am fairly thankful I don’t have any gigs booked any time soon but would be able to use the 30D in any case. I have a glass of Bordeaux brought for me by my lovely wife: tomorrow is another day and one which I suspect will be a shitload more stress judging by the insane amount of client emails and Basecamp ‘to-do’ notifications.

…is it holiday time yet?

Jun 30

What I Did On My Holidays

A week and a half since the last blog entry and I’m still feeling run-down and a bit all-over-the-place. I can’t really blame this on ‘needing a holiday’ now since last week’s shenanigans either!

Last week, indeed: a trip to Magaluf for Lee’s stag ‘do’ (pics here). We were pretty well-behaved, got reasonable suntans and worked out by the second day that if we just sat drinking beer wearing false moustaches and Hawaiian shirts we were chick-magnets. I’d rather be a novelty than be totally left alone to be honest but given how young the Magaluf totty was I think we doubled the average age of the place.

While we were over there I went to see DJ Sash! (he of ‘Encore Une Fois’ fame) playing a set, and got told to “fuck off Dad” by some young lass. Grand – I’m now officially a dad-dancer. Still, Sash seemed like a nice chap and it’s given me a bit more of an interest in acquiring a Pioneer CDJ deck.

We travelled Easyjet – the first time I’ve done a budget airline since the abysmal experience I had with Ryanair in 2003-ish. In spite of initial fears I was pretty impressed with the flight itself; that said we were told nothing of the delay departing from Luton, and the stewards in Palma airport were pretty clueless about how to arrange the passengers for boarding – it looked like he was trying to herd cats. The flights were smooth, with customer-focussed on-board stewards and although the return flight didn’t have all the refreshments the cuppa was reasonable. Treat it like a bog-standard bus and it’ll be fine.

Back in the UK, my Roland drum pads and Alesis DM5 arrived and we spent some time last night practicing for our next Obvious Pseudonym session on 20th July. We finalised the set-list – there are three new songs of which one needs some radical re-arranging, and the other two probably need a bit of a looking-at so I’ll be spending tonight and Wednesday night doing that sort of thing. It’s likely we’ll still do Disco Sauce and Cheggers on 20th if enough folks ask.

On Thursday we’re off seeing Blur in Hyde Park (typically it’s at the peak of the current heatwave, something of a pattern since we saw U2 at Twickenham); if they perform anything like their Glastonbury set it’ll be fantastic. Meetings in London on Friday (and hopefully time for some photography together with a late afternoon/early evening beer or two with friends, if anyone’s about).

I’m really looking forward to Saturday, which will be at least partially spent in the photography pit at London’s Pride festival just in front of the stage – hurrah for press passes and Anthony’s persistence! Paleday are playing with The Pink Singers, no doubt that’ll be a stonking set which you really should catch if you’re anywhere nearby. Still not sure who the headliner is but I know Jimmy Somerville, Kele Le Roc and Heather Small are all making an appearance.

Over on the work side, I’m slightly relieved one of the potential projects I was going to be (re)involved with has ‘gone away’ again (before rumours start, I’m not referring to Fotopic.net as explained in this post). This leaves me enough time to get my teeth into a couple of other new things as well as helping a few friends out. I may be back on the market in October and will probably fancy a change if anyone’s hiring for then.

I mentioned in my last post that I’d stuck a 40GB 1.8″ Toshiba HDD in my eeePC 901 (it being one of the early models still fitted with the ZIF socket). It’s working fine although it does get a bit warm occasionally. Interesting that both the Eeebuntu and Easy Peasy variants of the Ubuntu distribution failed to install correctly (mucking up the grub install), yet the desktop edition of Ubuntu Jaunty has been absolutely flawless. Very pleased with that and gives me the bits of non-free software by default where I’d have to jump over barrels if I’d installed Debian (y’know, unimportant stuff like wireless and LAN drivers!).

Thanks to the presence of the extra codecs, I can also pop Gaydar Radio on while at work – streams just dandy over my Vodafone 3G dongle for all the cheesy dance remixes you can eat! Just plop mplayer http://mp3.gaydarradio.com/high on your command line and Robert’s your mother’s brother. Huzzah!

So that’s it for the moment. Braindump over.

Jun 18

Off To Spain Next Week!

This time next week I’ll be on a beach in Majorca, a ‘stag-do’ in honour of my good friend Lee and his upcoming nuptials. I must admit I’m a little nervous – I can’t say I’ve been on many stag nights, and of those I have there’s only been two really blotto events and one of those was my own! It’s also the first time I’ve flown Easyjet and reading the media reports of these budget airlines I’m expecting to be stung financially for everything going. I shall treat it as a voyage of adventure, and a much-needed space to have a good solid think about a few things. Lee reckons the wireless might stretch to the beach so there’ll probably be updates on the twat-o-tron. S’pose I’d better buy a little suitcase.

So, with a week away I’ll need to take the eeePC just in case I need to be ‘available’ for any work stuff. What’s the least sensible thing to do with 4 days to go before we fly out? Ah yes, do a major hardware upgrade on it and reinstall the OS! I’ve finally got pissed off with the slow speed of the internal SSD and purchased a 40GB 1.8″ ZIF disk (since my eeePC 901 is an early model with the ZIF connector still on the motherboard) – all I’m waiting on now is the ZIF cable and then I can do the surgery. Adding to that, Nicky attacked the keyboard with a splash of mustard at the weekend so F10/F11/F12 don’t work, preventing me from running Firefox in full-screen mode: a replacement keyboard arrived the other day but I thought I’d do the entire lot at once. Expect swearing from Spain.

We’re off to see the Pet Shop Boys in Manchester tonight with Mel (Dan’s missus and one of our OP groupies)! I’ve got high hopes Johnny Marr will turn up, he features quite heavily on the new album; another friend just suggested Bernard Sumner may put in an appearance. Eeeeeeeeeeeeee! (<- Girly squealing)

Work-wise, I’ve had my contract extended at Saltaire which has given me peace of mind regarding work on my return from holiday; I’m also back in the thick of estate agency online services (more specific details when it’s launched), and fettling my own accounts and CRM software. My new Nominet tag got approved meaning I can abstract my domain names from previous business relationships (it must be 10 years since I last had a ‘personal’ Nominet tag although strictly speaking this is for my own consultancy clients): Nominet do seem to have streamlined the process although their ‘registrar exam’ thingy was a bit confusing to drive through.

Anyway, beaches and beers next week – it’ll be a nice change (even if it’s raucous) and of course I’m excited about it, yet I can’t see myself getting away without making notes on a few projects and turning things over in my head. I’ll guess I’ll have to save the real rest and few unbillable days off for France in August.

Jun 15

Accomplishment, But Not…

A bit of an odd weekend really, I know I did lots but I’ve got this feeling that I’ve actually accomplished nothing. Friends will no doubt disagree but it’s just a vague feeling of not being able to see the wood for the trees.

This could be because a couple of potentially disastrous things happened last week although they were largely sorted by the time Friday evening came around. I’m certainly trying to eat properly and keep reasonably in shape, so I’m not blaming this vagueness on blood sugar issues. Strange really. Maybe it’s just because I’m not really getting my teeth into anything and firefighting everyone else’s projects.

So, as for accomplishing things: the extremely heavy dancefloor is back in the garage (thanks for the help there Dan); the new cat flap is fitted (rfid tagged kitties, they’re really annoyed now they wear collars but it’s pretty cool having a display which tells us which cats are in and which are out); I’m all up to date on uploading photos; two new projects have staging areas and framework sorted; I’ve cleared a load of crap out of the garage; I’ve finally managed to get my grandparents’ old B&O Beomaster 1200 stereo hooked up in the office (mmm, FM does sound nice through it although the base needs new indicator bulbs); worked out that the Beogram 1202 needs the motor stripping and rebuilding at the very least, but more about that later…

I also picked up four tickets each for Party In The Park 2009 at Temple Newsome (where pop youngster Little Boots will be headlining), and also for Opera In The Park 2009 where Nicky will be performing as part of Leeds Festival Chorus. If you were in the queue in Millennium Square during the morning I may have inadvertently taken photos of you.

I spent a lot of yesterday plugged into my headphones in front of Logic, so we now have almost complete backing tracks for two of the songs we’ll be performing at the forthcoming Obvious Pseudonym Do Open Mic Monday gig. 6 weeks to go, we’re more relaxed but still not exactly sure which songs we’ll be performing (and probably won’t until a few days before) but I’m quite optimistic of a November release for the album, probably launched at our first full gig.

Realistically the feeling of ennui and bollocks should go away by the end of the week when I head to Spain for a week with friends (missing half of the British GP, gah). I can’t really afford to do ‘no work’ all week but I do intend to sort my head out somewhat.

More anon. Hopefully less emo next time ;)