Jun 09

I’ve Not Abandoned You All…

OK OK, I’ve been quiet and I don’t want to be accused of running an abandoned blog so here’s a haphazard update on what’s going on in JoelWorld!

First off, let’s get the band stuff out of the way. Obvious Pseudonym been practicing since our appearance at Open Mic a few weeks ago – given we’ve got some new songs (woo!) we will (provisionally) be performing again on Monday 20th July at 9pm. Should be great fun, tell all your mates, it’ll be at The Hop again but we’re aiming to be on a little earlier this time round.

It’s calmed down a bit on the gig photography front (principally because I’m physically exhausted owing to overwork) but I did show up at Clarence Park for Wakefield Music Collective’s Young Bands Showcase with Subliminals, Talk With Lies, David Tattersall and Off-License. That’s led to a few other bands hoping I’ll photograph them and consequently I’ve done a few nights in Leeds for local bands also. Incidentally if you’re interested I’m still maintaining an unofficial Hop gig guide which will tell you in a text-only format who’s on – it’s so web0.1, darling.

Work-wise, I’m still up in Saltaire where my head is swimming with broadcast engineering terms such as QAM, FEC, DVBS, roll off, polarisation and bouquet. I’m not sure how long I’ll be here but it’s certainly been a refreshing change learning about a different sector. Ideally I’d like to stop here a bit longer since it’s a good education but as always it depends on whether the budgets allow for it (and the all-omnipotent HR department of course).

In the meantime I’m doing quite a bit of research work for the chaps in Hendon: that’s all about e-learning and pushing streaming video out for leadership training purposes, less video-on-demand and more video-forced-upon-you ;) It’s keeping my hand in using Adobe Flash and given me a bit of an impetus to refresh my Actionscript knowledge, as well as much-needed experience working with a PSO.

(Sidenote: you can definitely tell companies are being more cautious – decisions take longer to percolate through and paperwork is slower to get signed, a frustrating situation for someone like myself who wants everything signed, sealed and sorted before I show up on-site. Don’t get me wrong, eventually it all goes through the system but it’s just a lot slower right now!)

All that plus existing care-and-maintenance work has left precious little time to relax, but we did manage to head up to Newcastle Theatre Royal to see the recording of the forthcoming Radio 4 series of I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue. The BBC are using three different chairmen since the sad death of Humphrey Lyttelton: ours was Rob Brydon (the others being Jack Dee and Stephen Fry). A very very amusing night – two programmes were recorded with about 1h20m of material each, which will be boiled down to 30 minutes broadcast on 13th and 20th July. The only sad point: I’d expected Samantha to retire when Humph died but she’s still knocking around. It’ll be interesting to see how the new series is received.

Coming up we’re off to see Blur in Hyde Park, photographing at London Pride for Paleday, off to see Pet Shop Boys in Manchester and sometime in August we’re off to see U2 in Sheffield.

Holiday-wise, in a couple of weeks I’m off to Palmanova with a few friends (it’s a stag do but I suspect trains will be involved) and then later in the Summer we’ll be in Cap d’Agde; it’s all booked and paid for so I just need to work my arse off and look forward to recharging the batteries when the day comes. But honestly it can’t come a moment too soon – phew.

Finally, we’re selling our old car. It’s a Citroen Picasso 2001, listed on eBay. It’s done about 107000 miles, MOT/tax/test all due, bit noisy at times but is in reasonable nick – drop us a line if you want it.

May 07

Birthday Redux

Yesterday was my 35th birthday. We’d been out the previous Sunday with lots of friends, so yesterday was somewhat quieter. We pigged out on sushi, then I ended up having to work for a few hours which was annoying. In the evening we popped out to Thai On The Square in Wakefield where we ate vast amounts of lovely Thai grub and Ellie discovered carrot flowers.

Prezzie-wise, my wife unexpectedly bought me a Microkorg XL synth. This means I can now do more stuff ‘live’ as opposed to on a backing track – quite how much I’ll use on our 25th May appearance is unknown although I’ll most likely keep it as minimal as possible.

What else? A nice shirt, some books (including a guide on running a photography business, and Tom Waits’ autobiography), a remote IR trigger for the cameras, an up-to-date family edition of Trivial Pursuit, and a Broons book I hadn’t got yet.

Back to work today: I was in early so I’m hoping I can get away early as well, maybe track together the backing for a new song Nicky wrote. Band practice tomorrow night again before Nicky and I head to London for the weekend to see Waiting For Godot.

Apr 30

Swine Flu Humour

Some of the quips going around at the moment…

I don’t see what all the fuss is with this Swine Flu, The pigs are all going to be cured anyway.

…came from Ben, along with…

I called the NHS helpine today to enquire about swine flu. All I got was crackling.

…and then from Rachel’s dad…

“I think I’ve got swine flu.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah I’ve come out in rashers.”

…b’dum tish. I’m here all week. Try the veal.

Apr 18

Charity Mugging At Wakefield Westgate

I’m off to Doncaster Beer Festival today, so I’ve shown up at Wakefield Westgate station to buy a tick…

“Excuse me sir, isn’t it a nice day outside?”
“Lovely but…”
“Have you got a moment please?”

“Er, no actually…

…et. Hang on a moment – there’s the scourge of the high street transferred to the station, a pair of chuggers (that’s charity muggers), paid folk who get you to sign a direct debit form in return for giving to charity! Er, no thanks.

So, off I go to buy a ticket. While in the queue…

“Please can I have a moment of your time?”

…and then standing on the concourse trying to read the timetable…

“Having a good day, feller? Can I…”

…strolling round to the buffet…

“Have you ever considered…”

…and still I’m polite.

Thing is, there were only two of them (resplendent in yellow tabards from ‘Action For Blind People’, registered charity 205913) but Wakefield Westgate concourse is so small it seemed they were everywhere.

Please, take a hint and fuck off. This must be the subconscious reason I’ve had for using Outwood Rail Station for the past few months. I mean, it must be counterproductive – apparently this lot have been around for about a month according to the nice lady in the buffet and they’re not very well liked by travellers either. Especially not me.

(Add to this the lack of any customer service people at the station and a massive queue at the desk certainly at 1340, incorrect announcements, incorrect destination displays, and a disinterested woman at the ticket desk working at the speed of stoned molasses, it just ain’t their day.)

Apr 10

Studio Valbonne, Saltaire, Fotopic.net and Stuff

It’s been a while since I last wibbled and that was an entry quite borne of frustration. That particular vent was over a week ago however, and since then lots has happened in work and play.

The main reason I’ve been quiet is that I’ve started working up in Saltaire for a rather large broadcast equipment manufacturer, going back to digital TV and firmware. I’m actually working in the same department as a childhood hero of mine who was infamous for hacking technology and was first published in 1982 in a magazine called BBC Micro User! It’s also a bit of a departure from my usual fare in that it doesn’t involve PHP in the slightest. Alright, admittedly I’m only on day 4 and thus in the honeymoon period still but I’m hopeful I can learn more about best practice and procedure in a larger software team.

I’m still doing stuff for the London chaps: I spent last Thursday down South writing specs and what-have-you, and pottering around the Peel Centre at Hendon. Even with the whole G20 thing going on there were a lot of trainees around and I was utterly flabbergasted at the size of the campus.

From there I went off to photograph Paleday at Studio Valbonne in West London – a venue with godawful lighting. I’d heard that Valbonne was one of the first and best discotheques in London so I’d hoped for better but instead we got a floodlight above the stage and lighting units that looked like they’d been bought from the local branch of Maplin. Still, the sound was good.

It was a showcase night, Paleday were the last act on but before them came a couple of girl bands who frankly appeared to be carbon copies of Girls Aloud. Both Candy Shop and The Bangbangs had tight choreography and recorded backing tracks, reasonably photogenic and lots of makeup. Paleday themselves were on form, the first time in a while they’d performed without any sequencers or laptops giving Anthony and co the freedom to fiddle around a bit. The shoot resulted in over 24GB of photos across the 5D and the 30D, and it would have been a bit better yield save for the bloody stupid error that I trusted the reports of the venue and left the flashgun back at the hotel. Still, next time eh, schoolboy error and all that.

I spent the weekend cleaning the house and doing DIY while Nicky was down in London visiting folks, and taking Ben to various childrens’ parties. Nothing much interesting but at least I got the photos sorted and got introduced to Singstar by Lou.

Easter weekend coming up, and it’s started with my leaving do from Gooroo, a bit of a quiet disappointing night but I got home in one piece and had some time with Nicky instead. I’ve been contracted to do some software updates for Fotopic.net and installed their new image system which seems to be working out OK (it’s all load-balanced, Sun servers, shared cache, lots of toys basically). We’ve got various guests over the course of the weekend too of course and no shoots booked so I think I’ll grab pics elsewhere if it’s sunny.

Really I’m just hoping for some good sound sleep, but since I’m off to The Hop with my brother tonight that’s not likely ;)

(BTW: happy birthday Dad!)

Mar 30

A Smattering Of Banal Updates

Lots happened recently:

  • After having to keep it quiet for a week or two, I can finally announce I’m leaving Gooroo and heading off to work in Saltaire! From next week I’ll be in a lovely bit of the world working with some very smart people. And I’ll have to wear trousers (that’s the worst bit).
  • I’ve been out photographing gigs! Some recent ones included Sonic Action, Peculiar Blue, Dr Blue, ZZ Eliminator, and Sponge Wings (as part of the Philophobia EP launch).
  • Ryan encouraged me to try something different while photographing his band Shrood! I ended up with this experimental shoot, topping it off with a stack of processing in Lightroom.
  • We took a weekend off and went walking from Robin Hood’s Bay to Boggle Hole and back, followed by a day in Scarborough doing some urban exploration of a derelict amusement park.
  • I pissed around on Twitter and got bored of it pretty quickly.
  • I got invited by an old friend to a night at Ossett Brewery, so I can quite categorically say I have been at a pissup in a brewery and it tasted gooooood.
  • I’m in London later this week photographing the wonderful Paleday (FB event) who incidentally got played on Tom Robinson’s “Introducing…” show which you can podcast here.
  • Because we’re doing a pile of stuff together in the coming months, Si, Nicky and myself have set up a bit of a partnership co-operative type thing called The Pixel Guys. That’ll end up having some of our best work on as well as FAQs and things, plus there’s a Facebook group for it.
  • I’ll be demonstrating a pile of ancient 8-bit Acorn kit at the Wakefield Acorn Show on Saturday 25th April.
  • Then the week after (ish) it’s my birthday – party at The Hop on Sunday, taking advantage of the Blues Festival and BBQ which is advertised on The Hop Events Page.

Phew!

Mar 05

Facebook: Chasing The Revenue Stream

From Valleywag:

Facebook is unveiling a redesign which replaces its friend-tracking News Feed feature with the Stream. The biggest difference: Corporate Facebook pages, for which users sign up to be “fans,” can now place stories in the Stream much more frequently than they did with the News Feed.
[snip]
The result: Facebook profiles will show less of what your real friends are doing, and more of what corporate pals like Starbucks and Ben & Jerry’s are up to.

I first noticed it this morning when rock band U2 appeared in my friend feed. The full article is here and talks about “lifestreaming”.

On the redesign (coming hot on the heels of the last one not 6 months ago): I can’t see the more militant Facebook users liking it but you get what you pay for. Me, I still can’t bring myself to resign from Facebook although the first step is admitting you’re an addict…

Feb 24

Quote Of The Day

Today’s QotD comes from uknot…

Searching HP’s website is like stabbing yourself in the eyes with frozen shit icicles.

Thanks to Martin.

Feb 23

The Three Envelopes

There’s a Slashdot discussion regarding “Goodbye” emails sent when you finish at a job, and in the midst I found the tale of The Three Envelopes:

IT manager starts a new position.

All goes well for a few weeks, then something big breaks. Lots of pressure. Rooting around in his desk, he finds 3 envelopes. The first is labeled “Open at the First Crisis”. On a whim, he opens it and the note inside reads “Blame it on your Predecessor”. He decides to take this advice and to his surprise, it works like a charm, management is satisfied, he is given time to fix things.

A few months go by and a something much bigger breaks, seriously disrupting operations. He is in trouble. At his desk, he decides to open the envelope labeled: “Open at the Second Crisis”. He’d been saving it for something big, and this is it. The note inside says: “Form a Committee to Study the Issue”. He does just that and, to his surprise, it works great. The committee wastes time and accomplishes nothing, but blame is diffused.

A few years go by. The third and final envelope is labeled: “Open at the Third Crisis”. He thinks about opening it many times, but he waits, saving it for a real disaster. One day, it comes. Catastrophic failure. He takes a deep breath, tears the envelope open and inside, finds a note that reads: “Prepare Three Envelopes”.

I must buy some envelopes tomorrow.

Edit: On the same vein, there’s a thread over at Digg with some truly amusing ones.

Feb 20

Moon Raking

We’re off to Slaithwaite Moon Raker tomorrow night. Should be fun!