Jan 13

There’ll Be Another One Along In 5 Minutes

The other night I was discussing an impending album release from a local band: as is invariably the case with skint unsigned acts the CDs would be duplicated by the band themselves and sold at gigs. I was offered a sample CD to take home but with the caveat “but it’ll still change”. A bit of discussion ensued and we came to the conclusion that left unchecked their album would keep on changing, evolving, and effectively no two batches produced would the same: comments from listeners such as ‘oh the drums are a bit loud’ might result in a balance change, or ‘that cowbell doesn’t fit there’ could mean an arrangement alteration. Put simply: there would never be a ‘final version’, even after the album launch gig, and it would be a perpetual ‘demo’.

Now, I am a firm believer of a release being ‘a point in time’ for an act, a snapshot if you will. When you bite the bullet and submit your track to get an ISRC (basically a barcode) you need to submit the exact track you are releasing, and when you have physical media duplicated then that’s where you draw the line: a hundred copies are etched and that’s it, no going back, no ‘tweaks’. Effectively you as a band or act are forced to draw that big black line on the mix, warts and all – that’s what separates the demo from the release.

Yet with home manufacturing it’s all too easy for a band to change things after-the-event, and it does a great disservice to the people who have been to (say) your launch party and bought a copy. Many new performers and young acts are too impatient to release their new tracks, so version-upon-version is published to Soundcloud (or whatever music-site-du-jour) spoiling the impact. As a band/act you’ll never be completely happy with something because after all your tastes evolve and your hearing changes, but that’s no reason to rewrite history.

There are some wonderful examples of ‘slightly broken’ performances out there – off the top of my head Minnie Riperton, David Bowie, The Beatles, Barry Manilow and even Scott Joplin have recorded imperfect versions which have a charm to them. Many of those would have been lost had it been easy to ‘evolve’ a track and I think we’d have been worse off for it.

As an extreme case I can cite an artiste whose second album consisted 40% of slightly reworked/reproduced versions of tracks from her first album. Her third album was 50% reworked/revised tracks from her first and second albums. Goodness knows what the fourth contained but I’ve stopped buying her albums now – I might as well wait for the seventh or eighth so I can hear some new work.

Mind, I’ve not been exempt from this in continued adventures with Obvious Pseudonym: 18 months ago we released The Six Noises EP, then a week after I’d the master copies had been dispatched I tweaked it into a ‘Special Edition’ version correcting lots of little mistakes I’d noticed since the band listening-party. Thankfully the original run of CD production was cancelled so we didn’t have to deal with physical copies, but still the iTunes version was different from the CD version in small, subtle ways (I believe the CD version is superior but you may have a different opinion). Nowadays I sit on a mix for at least a month and will go back and listen to it with fresh ears some weeks after it’s been mixed or frequently longer, eg. I noticed a slight mis-timing in the piano track on Baby Baby just the other week… 16 months after I recorded it.

In short? Don’t rush a release, give it time, but draw a line and wave goodbye to a recording once it’s flown the nest – don’t keep picking at it. Your fans will – eventually – thank you.

Edit: As @mattbluefoot points out: ‘This could be paraphrased as “don’t be George Lucas”‘. :P

Jan 10

Put The Needle On The Record

Remember record players? Records? It’s trendy to call it ‘vinyl’ nowadays, isn’t it? My mate John’s got a house full of it, we often joke a river of black tar would flow through Walton if his house burned down.

Last Saturday my brother and I went digging in our loft at home to find all the records which had been stashed there over the years – boxes of them which I’d been given, or acquired through Freecycle, or inherited from various relatives. Tim used to collect them and upon my father’s emigration his collection ended up shoved at one end of our loft so there was quite a bit for us to go through.

When we retrieved the boxes the musty smell was overpowering – even though cased the slight damp had pervaded the sleeves of some Freecycle-sourced discs, giving the illusion of being older than they actually were… smelling of 1940, released in 1985. Cross-legged, we started sifting through, ditching Music-For-Pleasure compilations of Perry Como hits and laughing at the tastes of someone-random-from-Freecycle who’d bought a copy of The Reynolds Girls one and only hit.

It only took a few minutes before I hauled the Technics record deck and preamp downstairs so we might listen to some of them – a bizarre Sex Pistols disc called Some Product featuring cut-up interviews and the unmistakable mark of Malcolm McLaren’s odder side, followed by unidentifiable death-metal which when played at 45rpm rather than 33rpm sounded like Daffy Duck singing Rammstein. “Swing Along With Martin Dale”, recorded live at Wakefield Theatre Club (latterly the Pussycat Club and now a bowling alley on Doncaster Road). Fun.

We almost came to blows over a first edition vinyl of Joy Division’s “Substance” album (FACT250 [sic]) but I let it go; there will be other opportunities. We listened to the first couple of tracks of an early-80s Deanna Durbin compilation, swaying almost subconsciously; the imperfections in the pressing giving it analogue character.

And that’s the rub really – I never understood the beauty of vinyl until now. Tim suggested were we to own these on CD or MP3 we probably wouldn’t have given it a second thought but the hypnosis of the spinning turntable and positioning the needle made it an event, the cover providing further visual stimulus as the tracks went on, sitting together and listening.

Tim took his share of the booty and I sincerely hope him and his missus enjoy it. The following morning was taken up listening to a Transvision Vamp LP while Ben watched, fascinated. Maybe he’s understood it too.

Since then I’ve wandered into charity shops, looking for interesting records to take home. No dice yet, and sad that Headingley Oxfam charge so much for records in such poor condition. Still, there are plenty of other places to dig around in old boxes and maybe one day I’ll be able to rediscover that Tribe Called Quest 12″ I lost or even the copy of David Bellamy’s one and only novelty song “Brontosaurus Will You Wait For Me”… I’d love to know where that went to…

Sep 25

A Terrible Mix CD

I went to the Rhubarb Bomb Issue 2.2 launch last night at Chantry Chapel in Wakefield. As well as drinking far too much Speckled Hen (it was a BYO gig) and talking drunkenly to a fisherman on the bank of the Calder, I participated in the Mix CD Exchange (I say ‘exchange’, I actually forgot to pick one up – you can blame the beer for that). Anyway, it’s meant to be anonymous and I don’t know who got mine but I can exclusively reveal that I haphazardly chucked it together 30 minutes before leaving the house, and it comprised:

  1. Modified Toy Orchestra – QWERTY
  2. Fonda 500 – I Love Stereo Stereo’s Good For Me
  3. Bis – Young Alien Types
  4. Chumbawamba – Doh!
  5. Fila Brazillia – Van Allen’s Belt
  6. John Cooper Clarke – I Don’t Want To Be Nice
  7. John Baker – Milky Way
  8. Moog Cookbook – Kelly Watch The Stars
  9. The B-52s – Juliet Of Spirits
  10. Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Rage Hard (Young Persons Guide To The 12″)
  11. Pet Shop Boys – So Hard (Dub)
  12. Bjork – There’s More To Life Than This (Toilet Version)
  13. Tim Minchin – Pope Song
  14. Genesis – I Know What I Like (In Your Wardrobe)
  15. Tom Waits – The Piano Has Been Drinking Not Me (Live in Dublin)

A bizarre mix of course. Not quite sure it works (well, I’m pretty positive it doesn’t) – my brother is much better at this sort of thing!

Jun 06

Long Division: Wakefield’s Multi-Venue Music Festival

This weekend it’s Long Division, a multi-venue festival in Wakefield run by the folks behind The Rhubarb Bomb magazine.

Bands include The Wedding Present, Darwin Deez, Emmy The Great, Fonda 500, China Shop Bull, Piskie Sits, and lots of others. Venues stretch from Mustang Sally’s all the way to Wakefield Cathedral.

I’m off photographing it all – three days of argh-do-I-have-enough-CF and watching the Macbook creak under the sheer weight of Lightroom adjustments. Also, Obvious Pseudonym are playing on Sunday upstairs at The Hop (Facebook event here). We’re on at 4pm and it’s a 14+ gig I think; you can bring your pet teenager so they can stare sullenly at their feet while we rock our thang.

Some official links for you:

There’s a plethora of Facebook events too:

Although Friday and Sunday are free gigs in all venues, tickets for Saturday wristbands are still available – over the bar at The Hop is probably easiest for Wakefield-based people, but if you want to order online or you’re elsewhere there’s a list of outlets on the official website.

May 03

Live At Leeds 2011

Last Saturday Nicky and I went to Live At Leeds, a multi-venue music festival taking place in all corners of Leeds from the University down to The Cockpit. In previous years I’d sorta been on the fringe but this time we’d made the decision to give the full day a go, parked the children with my mother and headed into the city around midday. Once we had picked up our wristbands we headed into the fray arriving just in time to miss Escort Knights.

From there onwards….

  • GOLD, ‘dream-pop’ and some interesting sounds at The Mine at Leeds University.
  • Piskie Sits, local Wakefield lads who were playing up at the Faversham. The sound was a bit cack (think ‘wall of sound’) but the place was quite busy for ‘em.
  • A return back up to Leeds University for Sissy And The Blisters; Nicky really liked this lot, very photogenic and tons of energy.
  • Arthur Rigby & The Baskervylles round the corner in Stylus at Leeds University – orchestral pop, very photogenic, but it got a bit same-y towards the end of the set. Still very enjoyable despite the lampy’s seeming need to gas the audience using the smoke machines.
  • We made our way down to the O2 to catch James Blake but they were being arsey about the door policy so instead N and I headed for Nation Of Shopkeepers to catch Young Liar, good hard garage indie.
  • Teatime after that, a quick trip for some sushi, before wandering to Holy Trinity Church on Boar Lane for Adult Jazz, a sort-of world-folk-pop group which (although innovative) always sounded like there was a part missing.
  • A stroll back to Nation Of Shopkeepers for Breton who combined some stonking electro beats with guitar and keys, all illuminated by visuals from a projector in the corner (I liked these a lot).
  • We then headed up to The Well to catch The Chapman Family for some hard rock, followed by…
  • Jon Fratelli who, disappointingly, made us wait for 40 minutes past his slot. The sound wasn’t great either.
  • Our final gig was Eureka Machines up at Milo’s, a small acoustically dead room which was way too small for the big sound Chris Catalyst and co had for us.

We retreated down to Wire at about 11:45pm to chill with a beer and some classic indie tracks DJ’d by Pete Fabianski. Oh yeah baby.

Highlights of the day for me were Breton and Sissy & The Blisters. Low points were Adult Jazz who I’m sure are very good but just not my thing, and the silly door policy of splitting gender at the O2 Wireless venue. I wish I’d been able to see James Blake, Cosmo Jarvis, Cocknbullkid, and of course Escort Knights. Never mind.

Photos will be coming soon, linked off our photo gallery. See you next year, everyone :P

Apr 25

New Obvious Pseudonym Tracks For Download

Finally with Easter weekend looming I found time to mix some of the pending Obvious Pseudonym tracks in the rebuilt studio. We’d recorded completely new parts for most things and Pete’s extra hand on the mix has meant that we’ve ended up with two new stonking tunes which despite being completely different in style and tone, have both been very popular at gigs. They are…

  • Fight The Anger (Fight The Pain) – a storming electro-rock opus with wailing guitars and funksome bass, and also features the SIDstation (basically a Commodore 64′s music chip in a tin box).
  • Me Me Me which more resembles a showtune than anything else, and has yours truly playing accordion.

You can get both of them from our Reverbnation page, our MySpace page, and of course as direct downloads on our official website.

We’re wanting to gig a lot more too, hopefully have some news on that soon!

Apr 04

Baby Baby: Slight Return

Meantime, Obvious Pseudonym have been recording again, hot on the heels of another gig during our International Tour Of Wakefield: we’ve put lead singer Dr Rock Rockson on our track Baby Baby and remixed it slightly. I think it’s tons better and it’s available as a free MP3 download.

You can listen to it and download it from our Reverbnation page.

We did a photoshoot as well in the courtyard of The Hop in Wakefield; I quite like this one.

Dec 16

Keytar, DMXIS, Accordion

Some studio changes and live setup changes happened recently – varied stuff but I figured I’d jot down my tawdry irrelevant thoughts on each.

We do a song called ‘Me Me Me’ in our live set which involves me playing an accordion. It’s not a pricey thing and it came out of someone’s attic but after a bit of TLC and application of glue it’s been absolutely fine; the main issue is that nobody can hear it off-stage over the guitars and drums. Accordion pickups are stupidly expensive and usually a special-order for a music shop (not really the sort of stuff you get in stock). Inevitably I spent a while trying to work out how to mic it ‘on the cheap’ using a boom-microphone but to no avail, and happened upon an article which suggested I use tie-clip microphones for it which was futile as well. Finally I came across a second-hand ‘accordion pickup’ – it’s quite neat and has three pickup mics across its length which will pick up the treble side of the accordion (presumably you need another for the bass side but I don’t play that). It goes straight into the desk just like a guitar and even has a volume control on the top of it. Ace – that’ll be in use at this Saturday’s gig then.

So I’m getting sick of being stuck behind a large keyboard rig while everyone else gets out and has fun. Enter the keytar, a keyboard with a strap which is played like a guitar. The particular one I’ve got hold of (a Roland AX-7) is simply a MIDI controller with no tone generation facilities of its own but this allows me to control my keyboard rig from the stage. I’m not going too adventurous with it on Saturday as I’ll still be cabled (the wireless MIDI interface is on special back-order) but should be a laugh and at least I might have the fighting chance of having some nice live photos taken.

Then there’s the lighting rig: we’re hauling out the new trilite-frame setup which goes at the front of the stage, nice and high up, all automated and sync’d to the drum machine. It’s being used via a combination of DMX-IS and Logic Studio, and I’m particularly impressed with the automation I can do exactly on the beat. I’ll be pleased if it performs as promised.

Oh, yeah, since the last two gigs were streamed on the Internet (with a combined listenership of over 700!) we’re not going to stream this one. I really don’t want people to start expecting it… :P

Nov 27

What Obvious Pseudonym Did Next

I promised a couple of months ago to do a quick blog entry on what was going with Obvious Pseudonym. Well, we’re back gigging again and the wagon is once again on the rails.

First and foremost, we’ve got a new member – Dr Rock Rocksson, who’s taken over from Sminky Hotsauce on bass and vocals. Dr Rock is ace and (as usually happens) the band’s sound has changed once more, for the better I think. The whys and wherefores of Sminky’s departure are personal but it’s rumoured a swan was involved – you’ll just have to read the documents when they become public in 50 years time. Aaaanyway… *cough*

Earlier this month we had our ‘comeback’ gig in Leeds – OK, it was our first Leeds gig but a bit of a stonker, just unfortunate that it collided with McFly turning on the Christmas lights in Leeds and McFly won out. That said we broadcast the gig on the Internet and had 460 listeners during the course of the evening. We were supported by Scott Anthony Wainwright who’s a lovely lad and has a unique sound combining Cajun, urban, blues and gospel, the sort of stuff you need to hear to work out what it sounds like, so to speak.

Don’t fret if you missed it! We’ve got two gigs coming up: the first one was intended to be a low-profile one but because of the Christmas parties is turning into a major event at The Hop in Wakefield on 2nd December 2010. We’ll be downstairs, on at about 9pm. No support (yet) and we might do some of our new ones for you.

The second one is our Christmas gig at Henry Boons in Wakefield, out back in the yard. Last time we filled the place and I’m not expecting this to be any different considering it’s on 18th December, the last Saturday before Christmas Day – fantastic! I’m hoping we’ll be joined by some of our wonderful Wakefield musical friends to do some covers and maybe some of their own songs too. Clarks are putting a special ale on for the night and we’ll be naming it (suggestions? Disco Sauce perhaps?), plus we’ve got some giveaways. The ‘do’ starts around 8:30pm.

Finally, we’re not pressing any more of the special edition ‘Six Noises EP’ and we’ll be removing the Six Noises tracks from iTunes and Amazon in January. The main reason is that the sound is totally different now, and Dr Rock’s brought something new, so get your copy as soon as possible (at time of writing there’s 30 copies left available from here). It sorta goes without saying you can’t get them signed any more either.

So, another OP chapter closes, a new chapter begins – and I’m bloody excited about it :P

Sep 27

Fifteen Albums In Fifteen Minutes

This has been doing the rounds on Facebook for a while, and my blog syndicates there (plus there’s other people who aren’t on Facebook who might be interested), so: “The rules: Don’t take too long to think about it. Fifteen albums you’ve heard that will always stick with you. List the first fifteen you can recall in no more than fifteen minutes, one album per band. Tag fifteen friends,including me because I’m interested in seeing what albums my friends choose. To do this, go to your Notes tab on your profile page,click “Write a note”, paste title and rules in…”

My fifteen in no particular order:

  • Pet Shop Boys – Behaviour
  • Tom Waits – Bounced Checks
  • Fila Brazillia – Luck Be A Weirdo Tonight
  • Tom Robinson – Love Over Rage
  • Joni Mitchell – Wild Things Run Fast
  • Dire Straits – Alchemy Live
  • Duncan McKay – Score
  • Allman Brothers Band – Brothers & Sisters
  • Joan Armatrading – Joan Armatrading
  • Julia Fordham – Porcelain
  • Saint Etienne – Fox Base Alpha
  • Chumbawamba – Anarchy
  • Pat Metheny Group – The Road To You
  • B-52s – Bouncing Off The Satellites
  • The Wonder Stuff – If The Beatles Had Read Hunter

 

If I’ve tagged you in this on Facebook, I’ll be interested in your replies. If you’re not on Facebook, have a think about yours :P