May 01

A Slight Hiatus

Well, sorry for not posting for a few days – I’ve actually been quite ill with a combination of tonsilitis and a few other things, so I’ll be back prodding disinteresting foo your way in a day or two. My sleeping pattern’s still shot to hell which isn’t making things easier – it’s 2:48am here.

In the interim, I’ve updated my Amazon Wish List, and was surprised to find out just exactly how bollocks their system is for this:

  • Pages with no submit button
  • Emails sent in HTML with no text alternative
  • Terminology (‘move’ says to me moving an item up/down the list, not ‘create a new wish list and put this item in it’)
  • Slow, unnecessary page reloads (one every time I deleted an item)

So it’s a shorter list than it possibly could be – sorry.

Apr 26

Screen Can See As Well As Display

“The clever idea is to insert thousands of microscopic image sensors in-between the liquid crystal display cells in the screen. Each sensor captures its own small image, but software stitches these together to create a single, larger picture.”

That’s going to screw it up for those having one off the wrist, eh.

Apr 25

Ajax Causes Sizzling Forehead: Film at 11

I’ve been messing this afternoon with Ajax in relation to some Multimap foo, and in the course of trying to make things look pretty I happened upon the Script.aculo.us libraries again. I looked at these a while back as a way of doing pretty things with image blocks and drag-n-drop, etc. but never quite got round to playing properly – this afternoon gave me the excuse.

Life’s never simple in these things is it? Inevitably it led to much wailing and gnashing of teeth as I attempted to make the sodding thing work in IE6 and Firefox at the same time (really, if I find the guy who broke z-Image just hold me back) but it was even worse to find out that IE7 is going to be even more retarded even after beta-2. It was just one thing after another really. It works fine in Safari, Camino, Firefox, Netscape and Opera… but IE’s a no-no. Oh well.

Positively wound up, I eventually came home to Nicky’s excellent remake of a Wrenthorpe classic – teriyaki salmon and noodles – and heard all about Ellie’s first day at Big School. So, now sat in the sun lounge with a beer I’m wondering what became of Betty Boo, and it’s led me to revisit the early 90s on my iPod and finally un-knot. I think I’ll probably end up coding in the Pot Oil again, and hopefully finish some other non-work projects I’ve been doing for fun. Maybe I can get online-social tomorrow again.

Still, it’s a lovely sunny evening. Good photography weather.

Apr 25

Information Overload

Yesterday I posted an entry about ‘going to ground’ – and I did indeed do that and disappeared off-planet from about 2pm through to 8pm, mostly due to my insomniac Monday morning. Today I find that Jeremy Zawodny is writing about concentration and distraction, which is sort-of related.

If I need to concentrate on a project, I’ll go to ground. My work method is such that I can have three screens on my desk – my Win2k laptop, my Mac and my Linux box, and yes I use all three. Occasionally there’ll be VNC sessions to other boxes as well, all feeding back status on different projects, which is good when we’re doing rapid development on web apps and I need to tweak stuff. However, if I really want to get a lot of work done on a project, I’ll turn my phone off, redirect to voicemail, shut off MSN and IRC (or close the screens) and just get on with it. Very occasionally I’ll get pissed off with working in the office and go find a pub, or a park if it’s a nice day. Not all employers like it, but after a week or so some see the advantages when it gets to billing time.

When I was travelling to London every week, I’d get loads done on the train there and back. At least two hours of peace and quiet, other people going about their business without interrupting me, and the leisure of thinking over a problem while you idly gaze out of the carriage window into the middle distance. I really do miss that. It’s the same reason that I’d get tons done at RIPE meetings (and it’s RIPE52 this week in Turkey, the lucky buggers).

Maybe we just need a cure for information overload.

Apr 24

The Early Dawn of Spring

Argh. After a good evening last night burning garden rubbish and clearing the end chunk (the bit which I really want to grass over and plant a fruit tree in the middle of), I hoped I’d be absolutely knackered but instead my addled brain woke me at 4am and I’ve been awake since. The last time I did that I ended up taking photos. Benjamin decided that he wanted to get up at 6ish too so he’s been keeping me company through the mists over Wrenthorpe.

Still, I ended up having a bath (and trimming the goatee I seem to be regrowing) and sorting my head out. Some bizarre things I’ve browsed this morning so far:

Yesterday I felt very proud of myself – I actually managed to invent a Yorkshire Pudding method which worked. From memory it involved 4 eggs, 200g plain flour, pinch salt, 300ml milk, 2tbsp tepid water, and some pepper. Wazzed it all up in the blender and poured it into the smoking hot fat – they rose really, really well.

Anyway, I’m rather hoping it’s going to be a quiet day. I’ve got a lot to do for ${new_contract} and I’m not sure my head will allow me to stay awake if the phone keeps on interrupting. I’ll probably end up shutting off MSN and IRC, and keep out of harm’s way.

Apr 23

Where Have All The Fishmongers Gone?

Every now and then when we have friends round, I cook a Mex spread for them – usually comprising piles of fajitas together with Mex chicken, my own special recipe ‘Nuclear Beef’ (comprising almost every chilli-based thing I can find in the cupboard, fried with thin strips of rump steak), and last night I tried out some new ideas with the introduction of sticky spare ribs, and kidneys in sherry. The ribs were a bit too salty, that recipe will need fiddling with I think.

I use packet stuff for some of it – after all, it’s nice enough and it means I can put up a decent spread for 8 people in about 40 minutes. What’s annoying is the past few times I’ve been at the supermarket I’m not actually found any of the Old El Paso Spanish rice I like – it does go well with the spread and I’ve not yet been bothered enough to make an alternative. If I can’t find some I suppose I’ll have to experiment, but it’ll take time to perfect and it doesn’t have quite the convenience.

On another note, out in Wakefield Market yesterday I popped via the herbs+spices stall in the market hall, and chewed the fat with the proprietor for ten minutes (as well as picking up some interesting Thai pastes, Kaffir leaves, a few glazes and some marjoram): turns out that since Townsends shut down Wakefield no longer has a fishmonger at all, so that’s another casualty of the supermarkets. I wouldn’t mind so much but the fish from the final remaining fishmongers we had was good – the supermarket stuff (I’m counting Sainsburys in this) is a bit bland and frankly the range is limited. Just hope the cheese shop stays open – I’m not sure where I’d get Yorkshire Blue from if that went.

Found this too – not sure Larry Ewing would be that chuffed his penguin was being used like that.

Apr 21

Teleworking (A Change Is As Good As A Rest)

For the past 6 years or so I’ve teleworked to some extent – be it while travelling on the job while I was at Gemstar or when I was doing my three-days-from-home at CentralNic. Today’s one of the more pleasant days – I’m sitting working by the Rochdale Canal in Sowerby Bridge, in The Moorings (photo from where I’m sat here).

Believe it or not I find that working from pubs is actually quite productive because I simply don’t have the distractions of IRC and MSN. I can get some bandwidth if I really need it using either the Vodafone 3G network or the Orange GPRS network (it’s very rare that both are out at the same time, although my gripes with Orange are well documented), and working in a sandbox under Linux gives me a full development environment and there’s very little I can’t deal with. Of course, I can’t upload code on-the-hop but I’d consider that an advantage in terms of code reviews.

Teleworking can get interesting – some pubs get stroppy if you plug your laptop in, some have locals who just won’t shut up, some landlords just give funny looks, but most are just glad of the daytime business. In my experience, as long as you have cash for beer, a mobile, a comfy chair, a bit of GPRS and a decent battery (and power if you don’t), you’re fine.

Now, if this client would just turn up I’d be 100% happy ;)

Apr 21

MI:III Director At The Helm for Trek 11

TrekToday is linking to a Variety article (I’d link it direct but it’s got mad subscription foo), which reckons that J.J. Abrams will co-write, produce and direct the eleventh Star Trek film, set for release in 2008. And here’s the biggie: it’s going to be a prequel.

Now, this has been mooted for a long time (even way back when Harve Bennett was doing Trek 6) and we had a big discussion on whether Fred Savage would play a young Kirk. Seems to me that he’s the right age now :)

But come on chaps, a prequel… that’s just bandwagon-jumping (and I can’t help thinking of Spy Kids).

Apr 20

The Mythical Free Lunch

I see that LiveJournal have started putting adverts onto free weblogs at last, and all power to them. Interestingly they’re also explicitly prohibiting users from disabling the ads or inserting code to disable them (see Slashdot) – it’s actually pretty easy to confuse Google Adsense if you know the relevant javascript-fu to incant.

Ads appeared on free Fotopic accounts a year ago and we get paid by Google every month – it sorta pays for some of the bandwidth but there were a few users who bombarded the support list with ‘wah wah you have no right to vandalise my web site’ (one threatened legal action because we’d put Google Adsense on her free site, another wibbled on about how they were one of our first 10,000 users and so deserved to have adverts taken off – you’re getting a free service chaps, which is still better than the competition). This is before I go into the users who worked out the js to make sure their own Adsense accounts were credited, something I’m also fairly sure is against Google’s own Adsense rules…

Given the propensity for the average LJ teenager to wah (haven’t they all gone to myspace now anyway?) I expect there will be ructions: well, wah away, your free lunch got a bit cooler because someone else paid for the oven. Sigh.

Apr 20

Carpe Diem

It’s almost 14 years since the original Mundane Life (probably still browsable on the Wayback Machine knowing my luck). Sharing odds and ends of things isn’t too bad an idea as long as it doesn’t get personal I guess, so here I am.