I’ve been an Orange customer, on and off, since about 1993. My first GSM mobile was an Orange mobile (a Nokia V5, tempted onto the network via the then-embryonic SMS service) and since then I’ve had a succession of reasonable handsets both on business and personal tariffs. The service has moved with me, from Hull to Poole to London to Wakefield and – by and large – I was reasonably happy. Well, until a couple of years ago anyway.
I should point out here that this is relevant to Orange’s voice service. The data service has been crap as long as I can remember, and I have written about it before – both mine and Nicky’s data service has been with Vodafone for two years now.
The main problems with Orange have been with the network itself:
- Driving from Wakefield to Sheffield, there are several blackspots. I can guarantee that I will get dropped calls just south of Wooley Edge Services, even when I have a full 5-bar signal. Occasionally call setups will result in horrible garbled static.
- The Outwood cell (servicing WF3) has been unavailable at least since 2005: this is a bit crap when the main work base for me is in Outwood, and uses this cell most of the week. Again full 5-bar signal, but any attempts to make calls result in ‘Connection Error’.
- Two weeks ago Nicky’s Grandmother was in hospital, very ill. The entire Orange network crashed at a critical point when we really needed to call people and sort stuff out – Nicky was getting the dreaded ‘Connection Error’ in Doncaster, and so was I in Wrenthorpe WF2 and Outwood WF3. This was the straw that broke the camel’s back really.
- Last night the South London cell I was talking to just wouldn’t give me a signal. Zilch. This morning, the same. I come up to Old Street EC1 and it’s back and working, albeit intermittently. I’ve ended up turning the damn thing off since any calls received seem to have me being able to hear the caller but not vice-versa.
Notes: These are most recently with the Nokia N70 (of which both myself and Nicky own), but also happened with other Orange subscribers on different handsets in the same areas. Vodafone works fine, as does O2 and T-Mobile. The Orange shop in Wakefield are about as useful as a chocolate fireguard.
So we decided to leave Orange, and move to Vodafone (who have had our data service for a while, as previously noted). We wandered into the Vodafone shop in Wakefield and spoke to a bloke who actually knew his stuff! Wonderful! Not only that, but we’ve managed to sort out the mess of billing and have a named contact in the shop for our business account. I cannot praise the bloke highly enough, even to the point where the kids were getting bored and restless he had endless patience with us. The thought that I can go in and talk to them if something breaks is very very heartening.
I requested my PAC code from Orange last Saturday. Since then I have had three calls wanting to keep our business since we spend about £200 with them a month (!) – however none of them can sort the Outwood cell nor properly transfer my account to a business billing. We can get free ringdings I suppose, or an 18-month contract to save a few poxy quid with a crap handset. Oh, and unlimited phone calls to Bangalore every time we want to change our tariff (“we can change your current providings sah”). We don’t pigeonhole into any of the tariffs either, so moving off the deprecated Talk-200 bundles we’re on will cost us dear. And it’s all a bit pointless if we’ve not got any service in our office cell anyway.
So, end of an era. Sorry Orange, nice while it lasted but I don’t like paying for a nonexistent service.